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operation harelip BJ is a go
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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