I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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