i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
sex in a hospital.. check
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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