i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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