Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
so let's talk penis.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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