is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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