I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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