Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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