No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
They took my balls.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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