Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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