On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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