I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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