Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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