Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Come back. Shots need mouths.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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