it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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