There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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