that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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