Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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