I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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