We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Randomize
