Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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