Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
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