you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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