But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
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