Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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