Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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