Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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