just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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