Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize
