Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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