you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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