worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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