addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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