I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
