none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
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