please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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