You made me cry and you don't even care
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Enjoy the penises
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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