Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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