I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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