How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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