when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Someone shit on the floor
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
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