I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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