she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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