sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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