Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
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