Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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