So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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