im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Enjoy the penises
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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