Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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