dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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