We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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