It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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