paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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