Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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